I am The Fifth Teletubbie



  
Reblogged from koolaicl

holytate:

at mcdonald’s: please give the chef my compliments

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Reblogged from metalburger-deactivated20130705

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

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Reblogged from wentzslut

wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

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Reblogged from tympanista

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

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Reblogged from nyaa

nyaa:

"omg you’re just blogging for attention"

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

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Reblogged from globalisetheintifada
  • Islamophobic: their Koran permits them to beat their wives...
  • Me: Yes it does but could you tell me what with?
  • Islamophobic: ...
  • Me: A blade of grass, I don't know the last time you tried to beat someone with a blade of grass but it is pretty damn impossible, you must look at the people the Qur'an was revealed to, the Arabs at that time (just like most of the world) would beat their wives brutally. To tell them they couldn't beat their wives would have caused rebellion, so Allah (swt) being the greatest of planners, revealed it in a way that was so clever. It permitted them to beat their wives (as not to cause rebellion) however only with a blade of grass (which we all know to be impossible). Then the most beautiful line came saying but surely it is better for you to forgive, do you see now that the Qur'an does not permit the brutal beating of wives which in that time would have saved the lives of many women. Also I suggest you look at the rights of a wife over her husband, then tell me my religion is sexist.
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britneyinventions:

Britney Spears was tired of getting a cold after going out in the rain, so she created umbrellas in 2007. Instead of touring her Blackout album that year, Spears traveled the world to give umbrellas to people at high risk for rain-induced sicknesses. This humanitarian act inspired singer, Rihanna, to write a song titled Umbrella to honor Spears’ philanthropy (2007). Spears is pictured above donating an umbrella to paparazzi.

britneyinventions:

Britney Spears was tired of getting a cold after going out in the rain, so she created umbrellas in 2007. Instead of touring her Blackout album that year, Spears traveled the world to give umbrellas to people at high risk for rain-induced sicknesses. This humanitarian act inspired singer, Rihanna, to write a song titled Umbrella to honor Spears’ philanthropy (2007). Spears is pictured above donating an umbrella to paparazzi.

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joshpeck:

meladoodle:

mum, dad… i’m a jock.

the bible says adam and eve not ball is life

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Colombia’s James Rodriguez celebrates with a huge insect on his right arm

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Reblogged from mcdolands

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

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